THE GLUTE SYNDICATE
Aspirational Assets. Technical Iron. Authoritative Humor. Upgrade your posterior, upgrade your social status. Squeeze at the top, or stay at the bottom.
Syndicate Intel: Puns & Peachy Results
Technical bulletins for the discerning Operator. (Translation: We build sexy, fit bums through the power of technical irony and legitimate fitness advice.)
Results Trump Reflections
I don’t sweat, I sparkle. Stop admiring your sparkle and start executing. Technical displacement data doesn’t lie.
The Engine Room
I do it for the ‘gram (and the glutes). Your posterior is the engine room of power. Don’t drive a supercar with a lawnmower engine.
KIMI’S LATEST WISDOM
Why Glutes are the Foundation of Fitness (and Why We Can’t Stop Looking)
Welcome back to the Syndicate, Operators. Kimi Hew here, and today we’re diving into the meat of the matter. Literally…
The Syndicate Files: Our Backstory and Mission
Many have asked about the origin of the Syndicate. It did not begin in a boardroom. It began in a poorly lit basement gym…
Syndicate Intelligence Report: Technical FAQ Release
Due to popular demand (and a few technical incidents involving bench presses), we are releasing the technical FAQ…
JOIN THE SYNDICATE
I do curls for the girls… and the boys. But I do hip thrusts for the Syndicate. Stop settling for basic routines.